Happy Fourth of July

Posted on | July 4, 2008 |

Sweet, its July 4th!! An excuse to blow shit up, just what the doctor ordered!

I know this is a holiday to honor the country and all that jazz, but really we just use it these days as an excuse to cook out, drink alcohol in excess amounts, and blow up cheap Chinese fireworks. Yea buddy! I mean, huh wait a minute … yea Chinese fireworks, kind of a funny irony don’t you think? It’s like we’re all doing something a little dirty by flirting with a power from the ‘Axis of Evil’.
I know, I know, I have a warped mind. But you knew that already …

Happy Fourth of July kids. I’m going to clean the pool, drink some alcohol, cook a burger, and blow some shit up.
Have fun and try to come home with all your fingers and toes this time.